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  • 5300 S Robert Tr. Suite #300
  • Inver Grove Heights, MN
  • (651) 340-8651
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Scare Factor
Scary
Appropriate For
We offer 4 different haunt levels - No Scare/Low Scare/Regular Haunt/Over 18
Organization Type
Commercial / For Profit
Listing Categories
Haunted Houses, Escape Games, Not-So-Scary Haunted Houses (Kid Friendly), Kids Parties, Safe Trick or Treating, Haunted Mini Golf
  • Email Verified 18+ is where it's at!

    I went to both the all ages and 18+ nights and enjoyed them both. The 18+ was a "better" experience imo. A more bang for your buck. The 18+ haunt is a truly an immersive experience, where the actors engage you into the moment. It's full contact but nothing questionable, nor extreme at all. I don' want to give too much away because I think going in blind will give you the best time. However, for example there was a moment when the actor made us sing a song to appease the creepy clown in order to move on. That was both fun. and hilarious. It's definitely best to go along with the haunt. Allow yourself to play along, It just makes the whole immersive experience that much better. The traditional night was fun too, but pretty standard. The actors will focus more on jump scares, with zero contact (purposefully speaking). I definitely recommend Nowhere Haunted Hause. There's a small arcade and mini golf which are cool additions especially for younger kids. I do believe there's some finger food like pizza, hot dog, and chicken fingers but I'm not 100%. I do know they snacks though! Only reason I gave it 4 pumpkins and not five is because once you've gone through, it's hard to be surprised again. I would also add a bit more adult themes, content, and or language to the 18+ nights. Just give that age requirement a real purpose. Hope that makes sense.

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    Posted October 2023

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  • Email Verified 18+ is where it's at!

    I went to both the all ages and 18+ nights and enjoyed them both. The 18+ was a "better" experience imo. A more bang for your buck. The 18+ haunt is a truly an immersive experience, where the actors engage you into the moment. It's full contact but nothing questionable, nor extreme at all. I don' want to give too much away because I think going in blind will give you the best time. However, for example there was a moment when the actor made us sing a song to appease the creepy clown in order to move on. That was both fun. and hilarious. It's definitely best to go along with the haunt. Allow yourself to play along, It just makes the whole immersive experience that much better. The traditional night was fun too, but pretty standard. The actors will focus more on jump scares, with zero contact (purposefully speaking). I definitely recommend Nowhere Haunted Hause. There's a small arcade and mini golf which are cool additions especially for younger kids. I do believe there's some finger food like pizza, hot dog, and chicken fingers but I'm not 100%. I do know they snacks though! Only reason I gave it 4 pumpkins and not five is because once you've gone through, it's hard to be surprised again. I would also add a bit more adult themes, content, and or language to the 18+ nights. Just give that age requirement a real purpose. Hope that makes sense.

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    Posted October 2023

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